Drive-Thru of Burger King by beda (2024)

Well I'm in the drive-thru of Burger King
Can I please get a Whopper Jr. with onion rings?
Make it a meal so I can get a drink
No, I'm not finished; that's not everything

Can I please get a Double Whopper with no cheese?
Can I please get a number two with a large drink?
I got money so I don't care how much it costs me

So just throw in some extra fries, don't make them salty

All this cheese gonna make my booty drip drip
I'm lactose intolerant; I don't sip milk
If I see the sight of cheese Imma trip trip
I'ma sit on your toilet seat and doodoo then dip

So you got my lil' Whopper Jr.? (I didn't forget that)
And you got my Double Whopper? (I didn't forget that)
What about my onion rings? (Hold on, you can sit back)
Burger King, they know me now, cheese: I don't want that

(Grrr) And I'm getting hungry now, I know you heard that
Waiting for my onion rings so I don't have to turn back
Burger King don't play with me, y'all nuggets is so trash
Nuggets taste like rabbit nipples, why y'all even serve that?

Better stop playing and just give me all of my food
Either I pay you right now or leave the drive-thru
Gave me the bag and then I took a bite of my food
There's cheese in my mouth (I'm gonna doodoo)

I'm in the drive-thru of Burger King
Man, they just gave me a Whopper Jr. with hella cheese
Made it a meal so yes, I got my drink
But why they gon' put cheese on everything?

They put cheese on my Double Whopper with no cheese
I'll be takin' a number two in the morning
Hold on, can I please be excused for a moment?
The cheese already in my body, booty farting
(I farted)

Wait... di... did you just fart in my drive-thru?
Yo, com-... yo, you can't be serious
It's just cheese!!!
It's just cheese

Queso
Cheese

The song 'Drive-Thru of Burger King' by Beda is a comical take on a visit to the fast-food restaurant chain, Burger King. The lyrics start with the singer ordering the classic Whopper Jr. with onion rings and making it a meal. The humor in the lyrics lies in the singer's request for extra food items and emphasizes how he is ready to pay any amount for his food.

The second paragraph highlights the singer's lactose intolerance and how he cannot consume food with a lot of cheese. The lyrics suggest that the singer's sensitivity to cheese leads him to have digestive issues, which he handles by sitting on the toilet seat and 'doodoo then dip.'

The final paragraph shifts back to the singer's order and how he was given a Whopper Jr. with extra cheese. At the end of the lyrics, the singer passes gas, and the drive-thru staff gets irritated. The song's humorous undertones highlight the commonplace feeling of visiting a fast-food chain and not getting what one asked for.

Well I'm in the drive-thru of Burger King
I am currently at the drive-thru of Burger King

Can I please get a Whopper Jr. with onion rings?
May I have a Whopper Jr. along with onion rings, please?

Make it a meal so I can get a drink
Include a beverage with my order, please

No, I'm not finished; that's not everything
I have more items to add to my order

Can I please get a Double Whopper with no cheese?
May I have a Double Whopper without cheese, please?

Can I please get a number two with a large drink?
May I have a number two with a large drink, please?

I got money so I don't care how much it costs me
I have enough money to pay for my order, cost is not a concern

So just throw in some extra fries, don't make them salty
Add extra fries to my order, but do not add excessive salt to them

All this cheese gonna make my booty drip drip
Too much cheese in my food will cause me to experience gastrointestinal issues

I'm lactose intolerant; I don't sip milk
I am unable to digest lactose properly and avoid drinking milk

If I see the sight of cheese Imma trip trip
The sight of cheese may cause me to feel ill

I'ma sit on your toilet seat and doodoo then dip
If I consume something with cheese and feel unwell, I will need to use the restroom and leave immediately

So you got my lil' Whopper Jr.? (I didn't forget that)
Did you include the Whopper Jr. that I ordered earlier?

And you got my Double Whopper? (I didn't forget that)
Did you include the Double Whopper without cheese that I ordered earlier?

What about my onion rings? (Hold on, you can sit back)
What about the onion rings that I ordered? Please wait for me to finish ordering before responding

Burger King, they know me now, cheese: I don't want that
I frequently visit Burger King and they should be aware that I prefer not to have cheese in my food

(Grrr) And I'm getting hungry now, I know you heard that
My hunger is increasing and you should be aware of that

Waiting for my onion rings so I don't have to turn back
I am waiting for my onion rings to be included with my order before leaving the drive-thru

Burger King don't play with me, y'all nuggets is so trash
Burger King's chicken nuggets are of poor quality and I am dissatisfied with them

Nuggets taste like rabbit nipples, why y'all even serve that?
I do not enjoy the taste of Burger King's chicken nuggets and do not understand why they serve them

Better stop playing and just give me all of my food
Please stop being uncooperative and give me my complete order

Either I pay you right now or leave the drive-thru
I am willing to pay for my order or leave the drive-thru without it

Gave me the bag and then I took a bite of my food
I received my order and immediately took a bite of my food

There's cheese in my mouth (I'm gonna doodoo)
I can taste cheese in my mouth and anticipate feeling unwell soon

Man, they just gave me a Whopper Jr. with hella cheese
I was given a Whopper Jr. with excessive amounts of cheese

But why they gon' put cheese on everything?
I do not understand why Burger King feels the need to include cheese on most of their menu items

I'll be takin' a number two in the morning
I anticipate needing to use the restroom in the morning due to the amount of cheese I consumed

Hold on, can I please be excused for a moment?
May I step away from the drive-thru for a brief moment?

The cheese already in my body, booty farting
The amount of cheese that I ate is causing me to experience flatulence

(I farted)
I have just passed gas due to the consumption of cheese

Wait... di... did you just fart in my drive-thru?
Did you just pass gas while in the drive-thru?

Yo, com-... yo, you can't be serious
I am in disbelief about what just occurred

It's just cheese!!!
The cause of the gas is due to the cheese in the food

It's just cheese
The flatulence is a natural bodily reaction to the lactose in the cheese

Queso
Spanish word for cheese

Cheese
A dairy product that can cause gastrointestinal discomfort for individuals who are lactose intolerant